Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

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You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The…

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

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They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I…

I hear the jury’s still out on science.

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I've opened a door here that I regret. Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Across from where? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. He'll want to use…

Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.

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It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. We just call it a sausage. Now, when you…

Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.

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You look…perfect. You're a killer. I catch killers. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. You all right, Dexter? You look…perfect. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Makes me a … scientist. I'm doing mental jumping jacks.…