Tell him time is of the essence. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.

I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. Like a sloth. I can do that. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.

I’m generally confused most of the time.

Like a sloth. I can do that. I have a dark side, too. Watching ice melt. This is fun. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. This man is a knight in shining armor.

I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? He taught me a code. To survive. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. Like a sloth. I can do that.

Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.

You all right, Dexter? Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.

Hello, Dexter Morgan. Like a sloth. I can do that. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I am not a killer.

I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I am not a killer. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.

Cops, another community I’m not part of. You all right, Dexter? This man is a knight in shining armor. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.

Makes me a … scientist. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Keep your mind limber. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I am not a killer.

I have a dark side, too. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be.

Tell him time is of the essence. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I have a dark side, too. Hello, Dexter Morgan. I’m partial to air conditioning.

I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. You’re a killer. I catch killers. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I’m really more an apartment person.

Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.

Like a sloth. I can do that. This man is a knight in shining armor. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. Cops, another community I’m not part of. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.

I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. Only you could make those words cute. I’m really more an apartment person. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.

I’m really more an apartment person. This man is a knight in shining armor. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.