Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

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You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The…

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

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They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I…