Emma Stone

Supervising Producer

Film producer, private investigator, bouncer, teacher, and screenwriter. Three books in the Immortal Descendants series are on the Amazon Top 100 lists in Time Travel Romance.

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

December 3, 2017 by Emma Stone Categories: Shopping 0 Comments

You've swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? No… It's a thing; it's like…

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

December 3, 2017 by Emma Stone Categories: Shopping1 Comment

You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The…

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

December 3, 2017 by Emma Stone Categories: Shopping13 Comments

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. Sorry, checking all the water…

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

December 3, 2017 by Emma Stone Categories: Shopping 0 Comments

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I…

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December 3, 2017 by Emma Stone Categories: Shopping 0 Comments

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I hear the jury’s still out on science.

December 1, 2017 by Emma Stone Categories: Shopping 0 Comments

I've opened a door here that I regret. Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Across from where? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. He'll want to use…

Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.

December 1, 2017 by Emma Stone Categories: Shopping 0 Comments

It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. We just call it a sausage. Now, when you…

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

December 1, 2017 by Emma Stone Categories: Shopping 0 Comments

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You've swallowed a planet! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Saving the world with meals on wheels. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the…

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.

December 1, 2017 by Emma Stone Categories: Shopping 0 Comments

I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Under…

Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

December 1, 2017 by Emma Stone Categories: Shopping 0 Comments

Ow, my spirit! Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Yeah, lots of people did. You don't know how to do any of those. Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Why did you bring us here? Yes. You gave…