They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!
Saving the world with meals on wheels.
I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
- You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
- No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.
- They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!
Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.
*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?
- No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.
- I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
- You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Saving the world with meals on wheels.
Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? You hit me with a cricket bat.
You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?
They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.
Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
Saving the world with meals on wheels. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
