Facere possimus, omnis voluptas assumenda est, omnis dolor repellendus.

I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…

I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.

I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…

Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.

I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…

Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.

I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…

Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.

I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…