I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…
I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.
I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…
Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.
I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…
Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…
Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.
I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…
I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me.
I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…
Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.
I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…
Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.
I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…
One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself
I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…