Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…

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I was raised in Florida; before this trip to Alaska on Holland America Line’s Noordam, I had never even seen a glacier. Standing on this immense, silent, slow-moving force,I feel the unmistakable thrill of adventure: For a few seconds, I’m Jason Bourne or James Bond. Massive bluish-white Mendenhall Glacier, streaked with dark rock particles and…