I’m really proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I like seafood. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.

You all right, Dexter? Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Hello, Dexter Morgan. Like a sloth. I can do that.

Like a sloth. I can do that.

I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!

1. I am not a killer.
2. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.
3. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be.

Hello, Dexter Morgan.

I’m really more an apartment person. I’ve lived in darkness for a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. I’m thinking about two circus clowns dancing. You? Keep your mind limber.

• I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before.
• Cops, another community I’m not part of.
• Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.

Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.

I am not a killer. You look…perfect. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client.

I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see.

Watching ice melt. This is fun. Hello, Dexter Morgan. I’m generally confused most of the time. Makes me a … scientist.

Makes me a … scientist. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. This man is a knight in shining armor.

I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.

Watching ice melt. This is fun. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. Like a sloth. I can do that. Makes me a … scientist. Oh, I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client.

He taught me a code. To survive. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. Watching ice melt. This is fun.

Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Only you could make those words cute. You look…perfect. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. Hello, Dexter Morgan.

Makes me a … scientist. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Keep your mind limber. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.

Only you could make those words cute. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. Cops, another community I’m not part of.