I've opened a door here that I regret. Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Across from where? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. He'll want to use…
Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.
It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. We just call it a sausage. Now, when you…
The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.
I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You've swallowed a planet! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Saving the world with meals on wheels. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the…
Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.
I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Under…
Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
Ow, my spirit! Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Yeah, lots of people did. You don't know how to do any of those. Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Why did you bring us here? Yes. You gave…
Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.
You look…perfect. You're a killer. I catch killers. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. You all right, Dexter? You look…perfect. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Makes me a … scientist. I'm doing mental jumping jacks.…
I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
Across from where? Michael! I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Michael! I'm a monster. Michael! There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. No… but…