I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You've swallowed a planet! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Saving the world with meals on wheels. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the…

Ow, my spirit! Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Yeah, lots of people did. You don't know how to do any of those. Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Why did you bring us here? Yes. You gave…