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I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.
Like a sloth. I can do that. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I'm really more an apartment person. God created pudding, and then he rested. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me. Cops, another community I'm not part…
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Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.
Tell him time is of the essence. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. Like a…
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Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits…
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Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.
Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Like a sloth. I can…
moreI’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me.
I'm really proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I like seafood. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. I'm doing mental jumping jacks. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own…
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Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.
I'm doing mental jumping jacks. He taught me a code. To survive. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I am not a killer. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm going…
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Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.
To survive. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. God created pudding, and then he rested. Cops, another community I'm not part of. Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people…
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One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself
A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone and feel the charm of existence in this spot, which was created for the bliss of souls like mine. I am so happy, my dear friend, so absorbed in…
moreYou hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
You've swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? No… It's a thing; it's like…
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All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. Sorry, checking all the water…
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