To survive. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. God created pudding, and then he rested.

Cops, another community I’m not part of. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.

I’m really more an apartment person.
I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. Cops, another community I’m not part of. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. Keep your mind limber.

I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.
I’m really more an apartment person.
You look…perfect.
Keep your mind limber.
I like seafood. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. This man is a knight in shining armor. I’m generally confused most of the time.

You all right, Dexter?
I’m really more an apartment person.
You all right, Dexter?
Watching ice melt. This is fun. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment.

I have a dark side, too. I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? You’re a killer. I catch killers. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.

I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I’m really more an apartment person. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. He taught me a code. To survive. God created pudding, and then he rested.

Like a sloth. I can do that. I’m really more an apartment person. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others.

Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I’m really more an apartment person.

I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. I have a dark side, too. I’m generally confused most of the time. I like seafood. I’m doing mental jumping jacks.

He taught me a code. To survive. God created pudding, and then he rested. Only you could make those words cute. I like seafood. I’m partial to air conditioning.

Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Tell him time is of the essence. God created pudding, and then he rested. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client.

Tell him time is of the essence. He taught me a code. To survive. Tell him time is of the essence. God created pudding, and then he rested. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before.

Makes me a … scientist. He taught me a code. To survive. I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. I have a dark side, too.

Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. God created pudding, and then he rested. This man is a knight in shining armor. Cops, another community I’m not part of. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me.