Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

1. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
2. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?
3. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

You hit me with a cricket bat. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

• *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
• You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!
• The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? You hit me with a cricket bat. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

You’ve swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

Saving the world with meals on wheels. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish.

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?