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You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

You've swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? No… It's a thing; it's like…

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All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. Sorry, checking all the water…

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It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I…

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Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco. Nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam. Nam libero tempore, cum soluta nobis est eligendi optio cumque nihil impedit quo minus id quod maxime placeat. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem…

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