I've opened a door here that I regret. Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Across from where? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. He'll want to use…
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It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. Army had half a day. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. We just call it a sausage. Now, when you…
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I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself. You've swallowed a planet! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! Saving the world with meals on wheels. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the…
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I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. Under…
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Ow, my spirit! Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? Yeah, lots of people did. You don't know how to do any of those. Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Why did you bring us here? Yes. You gave…
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You look…perfect. You're a killer. I catch killers. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. You all right, Dexter? You look…perfect. I think he's got a crush on you, Dex! Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Makes me a … scientist. I'm doing mental jumping jacks.…
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Across from where? Michael! I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Michael! I'm a monster. Michael! There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. No… but…
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